Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Best Ten jokes of Rajnikant


Joke no 1

Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2study..
Shakspeare studied in street light..
But,
Do u know what
RAJANIKANT used?
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only agarbatti (insence sticks
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Joke no 2


Once RAJNIKANTH was playing cricket in the monsoons....
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"The rain was cancelled due to the match."

 Joke no 3

the best rajni msg i have ever heard.
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EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJNIKANTH..


Joke no 4

Once a guy flirted with rajnikanth's daughter.....
n now he is known as
BOBBY DARLING.


Joke no 5

Once rajnikanth participated in high jump.. n NASA reported that somebody is on the land of MARS... :P

Joke no 6

once rajnikanth decided to share his 1% knowledge..
n today it is called as d GOOGLE.

 Joke no 7

When rajnikanth starts his AC without closing the door..
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winters start in INDIA. happy winters...:-)


Joke no 8

If u spell rajnikanth wrong on google, d google doesnt say "did u mean rajnikanth" it replies run for ur life u have still a chance..

Joke no 9

Rajnikanth was born on 30th feb. N since then february has decided not to give dis day to any 1 else.

Joke no 10       

Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a poor & weak child suffering from Polio out of sheer humanity..
Today,he is known as..
"THE GREAT KHALI"


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